Horoscopes—Week of May 26, 2025
If you only read one, make it your Rising sign. Got time for two? Add your Sun. Feeling extra? Moon sign, too.
Aries
No, You Can’t Build Rome in a Weekend
This week opens like a Google doc full of tabs and ambition. The Gemini New Moon kickstarts your planning instincts—you’ve got schemes, outlines, maybe a shared calendar (god help us). But Saturn in your sign plays editor, asking: what’s actually feasible this week? Mercury and Uranus are sparking ideas in your money zone, but that doesn’t mean you need to buy a ring light, ergonomic desk chair, and a green juice subscription all in one go. Keep the energy, lose the frenzy. Start with a to-do list that fits on one sticky note.
Taurus
You Bought a Ceramic Lemon, Didn’t You
It starts with a purchase—maybe a banana-shaped salt shaker, maybe a novelty mug that says “Hot Girl with a Budget.” Blame the Gemini New Moon lighting up your stuff sector. It’s not about the object, though. It’s about what it says: I want comfort, but I also want control. Mercury and Uranus might toss in a minor surprise (money or mood), but nothing you can’t navigate with some quiet time and a budget review. Let yourself have the cute thing. Just don’t buy four of them in different colors.
Gemini
You’re the Main Character, Until Your Phone Dies
You’ve got the sparkle this week. The New Moon in your sign is like an energetic rebrand—suddenly you have opinions, charm, and maybe a new nickname. People are listening. But by midweek, the vibe shifts: something small and irritating pulls focus. A forgotten password, a cracked screen, an existential chat with a raccoon in your dreams. Don’t spiral. This is just the universe reminding you to charge your phone and your brain. Attention is power—use it wisely.
Cancer
Productivity Is Not a Personality
You start the week organizing something no one asked you to—emails, socks, your entire emotional history. The Gemini New Moon hits your behind-the-scenes zone, which makes it easy to get lost in tasks that feel useful but aren't exactly vital. Mercury and Uranus throw in a curveball from a friend or group chat (a real one, not the metaphor kind), which might tug you back into the land of the living. Take the hint. Rest isn't laziness. Neither is watching a documentary about mushrooms while horizontal.
Leo
You Can Be Mysterious Later
People want your attention this week, and honestly, you kind of like it. The New Moon lights up your social circuits—expect invites, messages, and the occasional weird compliment from a stranger. But don’t get too performative. Saturn is watching from the shadows, reminding you that showing up doesn't mean overcommitting. Yes, you’re dazzling, but you’re also allowed to decline a party without writing a five-paragraph essay. Be fun. Be selective. Be home by eleven.
Virgo
The Spreadsheet Can Wait
Your brain wants structure; the week wants plot twists. The New Moon boosts your career zone, so you’re in productivity mode, trying to be the reliable one (again). But Mercury’s antics with Uranus toss in a strange detour—an email with weird phrasing, a surprise meeting, an idea that feels half genius, half unhinged. Pause before you dismiss it. The path forward might look more like a doodle than a flowchart right now. That’s not failure—it’s creativity in disguise.
Libra
You’re Enlightened, But Also Slightly Lost
This week smells like sage, sunscreen, and a half-written email. The New Moon in your ninth house of big thoughts (don’t worry, I’ll translate) has you craving expansion—travel, learning, or at least a long walk where you pretend you're on a podcast. But the details are messy. Mercury and Uranus might toss a logistical wrench—like booking a yoga retreat and realizing you hate group activities. Seek clarity, not perfection. And maybe read the refund policy before you pay in full.
Scorpio
You Can’t Haunt People Into Intimacy
The week begins with a smolder—emotional, financial, maybe culinary. The Gemini New Moon stirs up shared resources and old secrets, and suddenly you’re deep-diving someone’s Instagram from 2017. Mercury and Uranus spark a surprise from a partner or collaborator, possibly involving a deadline you absolutely forgot existed. You don’t need to control everything (even though you'd be excellent at it). Just communicate—preferably before the psychic warfare kicks in.
Sagittarius
Charming, Chaotic, Slightly Overbooked
This week’s calendar looks like a ransom note. The Gemini New Moon hits your relationship sector, which means people want your time, your advice, and possibly your Netflix password. Mercury and Uranus stir up a hiccup in your routine—a broken coffee maker, a mystery rash, a dentist appointment you booked six months ago and forgot. It’s tempting to bail on everything, but don’t. Prioritize. Say yes with enthusiasm and no without guilt. And bring snacks.
Capricorn
The Spreadsheet Has Feelings Too
You’re tackling life like it’s an inbox—clearing, sorting, deleting—but the Gemini New Moon drags your attention to the body: sleep, food, posture, that weird sound your jaw makes now. Mercury and Uranus might deliver a spontaneous invitation or mildly absurd health advice (goat yoga? celery juice?). You don’t have to overhaul your life, but do something kind for your nervous system. Start small. Eat lunch away from your screen. Get a chair that doesn’t squeak.
Aquarius
Try Having Fun On Purpose
There’s a fine line this week between playful and deeply unhinged. The Gemini New Moon highlights your creativity and inner child, which sounds sweet until you realize you’re aggressively crafting at 1 a.m. or debating a toddler about string cheese. Mercury and Uranus bring a jolt to your home zone—watch for tech snafus or spontaneous furniture rearrangement. Your job? Let weird joy in without turning it into a brand. Just play. No audience required.
Pisces
Your Inner Monologue Needs a Nap
Your brain is unusually chatty this week—and not always helpful. The Gemini New Moon shines a flashlight on your inner world, which might result in rearranging your furniture, re-reading old texts, or silently judging someone’s shoe choices on the bus. Mercury and Uranus stir up your inbox or sibling drama (yes, again). Before you disappear into emotional spreadsheets, take a beat. Call someone. Clean one thing. You don’t have to sort it all out. Just start with the pile closest to the door.
Good luck out there.
