Signs as Disney princesses
Because nothing says “core personality” like who you’d be in a tiara and emotional crisis.
Signs as high school electives
High school electives: where Pisces thrived, Aries got sent to the nurse, and Scorpio discovered their villain origin story and called it a character study.
Signs as grocery shoppers
Because nothing exposes your vibe faster than how you navigate a fluorescent-lit produce section.
