Starting a new hobby in Gemini season like...

• Bought tarot cards. Pulled one. Googled for two hours.

• Joined a running club. Never ran. Stayed for the group chat.

• Started learning French. Only knows the word for croissant.

• Tried stand-up comedy. Ended up in a storytelling workshop.

• Revived their Tumblr. For the aesthetic.

• Took a pottery class. Made one lopsided bowl. Called it “intentional.”

• Downloaded Duolingo. Broke a 2-day streak. Still identifies as multilingual.

• Tried bullet journaling. Got lost in sticker research.

• Bought roller skates. Never left the hallway.

• Researched van life. Booked an Airbnb instead.

• Attempted embroidery. Accidentally invented a new stitching style.

• Decided to “get into film.” Watched 10 trailers.

• Started a playlist series called “vibes.” Didn’t make it past volume two.

• Researched birth charts. Now gives unsolicited moon sign advice.

• Joined a book club. Read the first five pages and crushed discussion.

• Took up baking. Obsessed for 3 days. Now just buys croissants.

• Bought a guitar. Learned two chords. Felt spiritually complete.

• Dabbled in candle-making. Burned one. Gifted the rest.

• Bought a golf outfit. Never made it to the course. 10/10 vibe though.

• Bought a sketchbook. Only used it for brainstorming new hobbies.

• Signed up for improv. Used it as therapy. Never went back.

• Tried knitting. Got bored halfway through a scarf. It’s now a coaster.

• Learned one magic trick. Made it their whole personality for a weekend.

• Took a dance class. Filmed one TikTok. Retired.

• Bought calligraphy pens. Used them to label snacks.

• Started a dream journal. Forgot every dream. Made them up instead.

• Took an astrology quiz. Decided to become a professional.

• Tried coding. Built a website. Immediately forgot how.

• Signed up for a newsletter. Launched a newsletter. Forgot to write the newsletter.