Signs as rom coms
Aries
The Proposal
Forced proximity, workplace tension, sprinting through chaos in heels. Competitive banter as foreplay. Accidentally falls hard in the middle of a visa scandal.
Taurus
While You Were Sleeping
Accidentally engaged, emotionally attached to strangers, and deeply committed to cozy sweaters, cat, and quiet yearning.
Gemini
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Day
Running a social experiment and writing an article and dressing like a Bond girl—all while emotionally multitasking in heels.
Cancer
Sleepless in Seattle
Crying over strangers, falling in love with someone’s voice, and taking transcontinental emotional risks based entirely on vibes.
Leo
Pretty Woman
Wears the showstopping outfit, owns the entire lobby, and turns a transactional relationship into a fairytale. Is the plot twist, the transformation, effortlessly iconic.
Virgo
When Harry Met Sally
Thinks love should come with a syllabus. Argues everything, feels everything, hides behind logic. Will take years to admit they’re in love—perfectly timed, of course
Libra
Runaway Bride
Can’t decide on eggs or husbands. Says yes too fast, panics later. Everyone’s in love with her. Has four engagement rings and a signature walk-away
Scorpio
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Married. Lying. Armed. Emotionally unavailable until someone pulls a weapon. Falls in love mid-fight, mid-mess, mid-ruined-dining-room. Flirting and violence become indistinguishable.
Sagittarius
Letters to Juliet
Goes to Italy, ditches fiancé for an old woman’s love story, and falls for a grumpy man in an olive grove. Calls it “self-discovery.”
Capricorn
Two Weeks Notice
Keeps a billionaire alive through sheer competence. Writes legal documents for fun. Leaves only when she’s completely indispensable—and emotionally unavailable. Still answers his emails. Major blazer energy.
Aquarius
You’ve Got Mail
Hates you in real life. Secretly in love with your anonymous internet presence. Thinks deep thoughts about capitalism and butterflies. Will go to the mattresses.
Pisces
13 Going on 30
Wishes on glitter, cries at “Vienna,” believes in magic, timelines, and second chances. Just wants true love and a themed sleepover.