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Birth Chart Placement Index

Subscribe to The Vault to access 2,000 real-world chart interpretations—every planet, sign, and house combination, broken down without the vague astro-mush.

✔️ Personality breakdowns for each planet-sign pairing

✔️ Specific, house-by-house interpretations

✔️ Behavioral detail you can actually recognize

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Hyper specific, not because we think all Sagittarius are one weird dream away from booking a one-way plane ticket, but because explaining placements in human behavior is so much more helpful than the usual vague clichés.

For example…

Most resources describe Mercury in Libra in the 8th House something like this:

“Mercury in Libra in the 8th House means you communicate with charm and depth, especially in matters of intimacy and transformation.”

Here’s our description of that same placement:

You speak like a secret. Soft, careful, and laced with layers. You listen like you’re decoding subtext, and you are. You don’t just pick up on what people say—you read between their posture. You’re not nosy. You’re forensic. You handle heavy topics with surgical grace and somehow leave people feeling lighter, even when they just revealed their soul.

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The Vault is a reference library of 2,000+ birth chart placements, with clear, real-world breakdowns of how each planet, sign, and house combo can actually show up in someone’s behavior. Perfect for decoding your own birth chart, or understanding a friend or client's.


✓ 2,000+ hyper specific descriptions
✓ Real-world language. No "Pisces are dreamy" fluff.
✓ Includes both planet/sign overview + planet/sign/house
✓ Stay as long as you need, cancel at any time
✓ An online library—no fiddly PDF