Signs overheard at the beach

Aries

Wanna see me fight a wave?

Taurus

Ugh, someone got my cashmere towel wet.

Gemini

I signed us up for beach trivia and a sunset drum circle. Both start in 10 minutes.

Cancer

If anyone wants to go cry by the rocks, they can borrow my playlist.

Leo

Can we move the umbrella? I want to look rich, not retired.

Virgo

There’s sand in the bag. I’m going home.

Libra

Is this coverup flattering? Be honest but also soft.

Scorpio

I brought a shovel.

Sagittarius

So anyway, there I was—riding a jet ski with a Swedish DJ…

Capricorn

It’s 1 p.m. and we’ve accomplished nothing.

Aquarius

I brought two solar chargers and one unsolvable riddle.

Pisces

The tide told me a secret and I’m not allowed to say it.