Leo season’s got us like…

• Caught our reflection in a store window. Turned around to see it again.

• Said “this deserves a crown” about an outfit we already wear twice a week.

• Announced we were entering our icon era. No one asked.

• Couldn’t book the dinner reservation until we printed invites on scented stationary.

• Rehearsed our thank-you speech while brushing our teeth.

• Watched one movie, began every follow up with conversation by saying “I’m such a cinephile.”

• Started journaling, but only after scoring a pen with glitter.

• Lit a candle. Took it personally when it didn’t smell like the name.

• Downloaded Duolingo. Practiced one phrase. Said it with a full accent.

• Filmed a “casual” reel. Made eye contact with the camera like it was the final rose ceremony.

• Told a friend we were “laying low.” Wore heels to the grocery store.

• Turned off read receipts. Announced it like a power move.

• Took a bow after parallel parking.

• Made a wish at 11:11. Immediately imagined the montage.

• Brought a giant emotional support water bottle, but mostly had rosé.