The signs as pasta dishes

Aries

Arrabbiata

Spicy, bold, and slightly aggressive. Burns your mouth a little but you keep going back for more.

Taurus

Cacio e Pepe

Simple, luxurious, and made with exactly three ingredients—none of which are up for negotiation. Will walk out if you mess it up.

Gemini

Pasta Salad

Cold? Hot? Who knows. There’s a lot going on here—and you’re probably into it.

Cancer

Lasagna

Layered, comforting, and made with real affection and homemade ricotta.. Will cry with you, then reheat itself like nothing happened.

Leo

Lobster Ravioli

Dramatic. Rich. Possibly wearing a crown. Not cheap—but worth it for the story.

Virgo

Spaghetti Aglio e Olio

Delicate, precise. Minimalist perfection—served with quiet judgment.

Libra

Linguine alle Vongole

Refined, romantic, and deceptively complex. Will ghost you mid-boil if the clams aren’t fresh. Pairs best with candlelight and a second opinion.

Scorpio

Squid Ink Pasta

Dark, intense, and not for the faint of heart. You tried it once and still think about it at night.

Sagittarius

Pasta Puttanesca

Salty, bold, and pairs passport energy with strong opinions on art. Packed with flavor, questionable decisions, and a great story.

Capricorn

Rigatoni Bolognese

Solid. No nonsense. Took three hours to make and won’t let you forget it. Pairs well with an early promotion.

Aquarius

Zoodles

Technically pasta? Unclear. Innovative, slightly weird, and probably paired with something fermented.

Pisces

Mac and Cheese

Nostalgic. Comforting. Possibly covered in goldfish crackers. Emotionally soothing, especially when eaten at midnight.