Birth Chart Triage

$99.00

This service is for anyone who’s pulled their birth chart (or had a professional reading), but something just doesn’t quite make sense.

  • Maybe you don’t feel like your Sun sign.

  • Or your Rising doesn’t match how people respond to you.

  • Your Moon feels completely off-base.

  • You keep hearing your 5th house is “about creativity,” but it’s empty—and you’re literally an artist.

This service is for you.

Birth Chart Triage is a pre-written 3-page PDF that breaks down the placements you’re questioning.

You tell me what doesn’t make sense, and I’ll figure out why. I’ll dig into:

  • House placement

  • Aspects

  • Element, modality, and polarity

  • Rulership and planetary condition

  • Chart context (not just isolated traits)

If one loud factor explains the whole thing, I’ll focus there. If it’s more nuanced, I’ll walk you through it—but I won’t include five padded-out interpretations just for show. You’ll get clean, behavior-based insight that makes sense in the real world.

Please note: I work primarily with the Placidus house system. If the chart you want me to triage is cast in Whole Sign, let me know up front so I can approach it accordingly. This affects interpretation. (

This isn’t a full reading. It’s targeted and efficient—for those who can’t figure out why the chart says Leo everything, but they’re shy, or why they’re a Scorpio Rising on the chart, but an open book in real life.

Perfect for you if

  • You’ve pulled your chart but one part feels totally off

  • You’ve had a reading but still feel confused about a specific placement

  • You’re trying to reconcile your real-life behavior with what the chart supposedly says

  • You just want a second opinion that’s clear, specific, and grounded

You’ll receive your written PDF via email within 5 business days.

This service is for anyone who’s pulled their birth chart (or had a professional reading), but something just doesn’t quite make sense.

  • Maybe you don’t feel like your Sun sign.

  • Or your Rising doesn’t match how people respond to you.

  • Your Moon feels completely off-base.

  • You keep hearing your 5th house is “about creativity,” but it’s empty—and you’re literally an artist.

This service is for you.

Birth Chart Triage is a pre-written 3-page PDF that breaks down the placements you’re questioning.

You tell me what doesn’t make sense, and I’ll figure out why. I’ll dig into:

  • House placement

  • Aspects

  • Element, modality, and polarity

  • Rulership and planetary condition

  • Chart context (not just isolated traits)

If one loud factor explains the whole thing, I’ll focus there. If it’s more nuanced, I’ll walk you through it—but I won’t include five padded-out interpretations just for show. You’ll get clean, behavior-based insight that makes sense in the real world.

Please note: I work primarily with the Placidus house system. If the chart you want me to triage is cast in Whole Sign, let me know up front so I can approach it accordingly. This affects interpretation. (

This isn’t a full reading. It’s targeted and efficient—for those who can’t figure out why the chart says Leo everything, but they’re shy, or why they’re a Scorpio Rising on the chart, but an open book in real life.

Perfect for you if

  • You’ve pulled your chart but one part feels totally off

  • You’ve had a reading but still feel confused about a specific placement

  • You’re trying to reconcile your real-life behavior with what the chart supposedly says

  • You just want a second opinion that’s clear, specific, and grounded

You’ll receive your written PDF via email within 5 business days.