Classic Birth Chart Reading

$199.00

This sounds dramatic, but learning my birth chart changed my life. Realizing I was more than just an “Aries” gave me permission to embrace parts of myself I’d spent years treating as broken. The Classic Birth Chart Reading is designed to do the same for you—by walking through the key placements that shape who you are so you can start showing up as you.

This service is for anyone who wants to better understand why they are the way they are using traditional Western astrology.

Whether you’re just getting into astrology and want a clear starting point, or you’ve had a past reading that felt like a bit of vague astro-mush, my readings are focused on helping you understand and embrace parts of yourself that may have gotten buried or muted by, well, life.

You’ll get a written PDF that breaks down

  • Your Ascendant

  • Sun and Moon

  • Mercury, Venus, and Mars

  • Jupiter and Saturn

  • Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto

  • North + South Node

  • Chiron

  • The Four Angles (Asc, Desc, MC, IC)

  • A summary of how these placements work together to make you you

I take a House + Sign approach, which means I interpret your placements like Moon in Capricorn in the Third House—not just a list of traits, but real-life examples of what this might look like. I’ll also include a big-picture overview of your chart as a whole. This is not a forecast or a themed love/career/life breakdown. It’s a grounded reading of who you are and how you’re wired.

Perfect for you if

  • You’re new to astrology and want clear, practical insight

  • You’ve had a reading but still don’t feel like it clicked

  • You want something thorough, written, and easy to revisit

  • You prefer a considered reading over a live Zoom call

Delivery format

Written PDF, delivered via email. As a New York Times bestselling author, the written word is my sweet spot—and as a Mercury/Mars in Taurus, my communication style is slow and considered. Live Zoom calls aren’t my thing! I deliver my best insights after I’ve had plenty of alone time to think things through. My birth chart taught me that :)

Timeline

Delivered within 10 business days.

Please note

  • Exact birth time and birth location required

  • I use the Placidus house system. If you want a Whole Sign chart reading, this may not be the right fit

  • I don’t promise a minimum word count or page count, because I think arbitrary rules runs contrary to the intuitive magic of astrology—I do promise thoughtful, in-depth interpretation

This sounds dramatic, but learning my birth chart changed my life. Realizing I was more than just an “Aries” gave me permission to embrace parts of myself I’d spent years treating as broken. The Classic Birth Chart Reading is designed to do the same for you—by walking through the key placements that shape who you are so you can start showing up as you.

This service is for anyone who wants to better understand why they are the way they are using traditional Western astrology.

Whether you’re just getting into astrology and want a clear starting point, or you’ve had a past reading that felt like a bit of vague astro-mush, my readings are focused on helping you understand and embrace parts of yourself that may have gotten buried or muted by, well, life.

You’ll get a written PDF that breaks down

  • Your Ascendant

  • Sun and Moon

  • Mercury, Venus, and Mars

  • Jupiter and Saturn

  • Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto

  • North + South Node

  • Chiron

  • The Four Angles (Asc, Desc, MC, IC)

  • A summary of how these placements work together to make you you

I take a House + Sign approach, which means I interpret your placements like Moon in Capricorn in the Third House—not just a list of traits, but real-life examples of what this might look like. I’ll also include a big-picture overview of your chart as a whole. This is not a forecast or a themed love/career/life breakdown. It’s a grounded reading of who you are and how you’re wired.

Perfect for you if

  • You’re new to astrology and want clear, practical insight

  • You’ve had a reading but still don’t feel like it clicked

  • You want something thorough, written, and easy to revisit

  • You prefer a considered reading over a live Zoom call

Delivery format

Written PDF, delivered via email. As a New York Times bestselling author, the written word is my sweet spot—and as a Mercury/Mars in Taurus, my communication style is slow and considered. Live Zoom calls aren’t my thing! I deliver my best insights after I’ve had plenty of alone time to think things through. My birth chart taught me that :)

Timeline

Delivered within 10 business days.

Please note

  • Exact birth time and birth location required

  • I use the Placidus house system. If you want a Whole Sign chart reading, this may not be the right fit

  • I don’t promise a minimum word count or page count, because I think arbitrary rules runs contrary to the intuitive magic of astrology—I do promise thoughtful, in-depth interpretation